Although his least favourite sound is that of an alarm clock, Willie harbours no resentment toward the Pink Floyd song TIME. His second and third least favourite sounds are both Sting.
Willie has an unconscious psychological need to work with his hands, passed down from previous generations and obvious to anyone who knows him, though if you ask him he’ll deny it.
Willie once sang a Tom Waits song after dinner and made my girlfriend cry.
Willie likes a warm bath after work, Guinness and dark rum with coke in the pub and football on the television. His favourite thing is his wife and her pregnancy explains why he says his best moment in life is yet to come.
A recently converted ludite Willie is delighted by both the Inline Digital Tuner and The Remington Fuzz away. He despises horse radish sauce and the dole office and no amount of technology can rectify this.
Sticking worms to hooks on ropes and throwing them into water is considered by Willie a fine way to spend an afternoon or even a whole day. If he gets to kill a fish then all the better. He’s got a wife and child to feed after all.
Though not unclean, Willie prefers his own stench to using deodorant.
He takes his tea milky, no sugar.